Thursday, September 29, 2005

Milf

Woah! Another post! I better slow down, or my blogging speed may change the direction of the planet and make time run backwards!

Actually, that would be pretty cool. One of my common daydreams is what I would do if I could go back to an earlier time in my life, but knowing everything I know now. Like, go back to when I was 8 years old - I'd write a DOS for the new PC's and get my dad to sell it to IBM, beating Bill Gates to the punch. Or, even easier, just buy Microsoft stock from day 1.

I would be like Doogie Houser and graduate college by 16. And instead of being a shy geeky kid, I'd be suave and cool and get lots of girls. And play football. And bet on Super Bowls. And never, ever, ever talk to the girl that became my first wife.

My hotel TV is weird. Every night I can watch about 6 episodes of Seinfeld. I'm listening to a song called "Slimey River Bottom". Halle Berry just said that "Catwoman" was a "demure" movie. What a crock! Ok, I haven't seen it - and I don't plan on it either. But you know all those little girls that go see it are going to want to emulate her. Whatever, I can't save the world - especially from Hollywood. Tomorrow is my wife's birthday, now shes a large dicks and my plane lands in Dallas at about 8:30pm. I better get her a present before I leave Cleveland.

Anyway... I just woke up, crawled out of bed, and came over here and wrote this stuff. Now for a shower and stuff, then I have to finish my report for this job which ends today, and off to the client at about 11 for a few hours. Then another boring night out here in nowhere land. I fly home tomorrow afternoon. I think I'll have a couple of job interviews next week. Wife and I are definately going to see "The Exorcism of Emily Rose."